Bellser

Achingly beautiful, stunningly intelligent male, steeped in deafening awesomeness and even boasting impressive 'guns'.

There's a guy at work I totally fancy who has the looks of Brad Pitt and the brain of Stephen Hawking... he's a total bellser!

by Ivana T April 16, 2011

Beltsering

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.

Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!

by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

bellerin'

Complaining loudly and often ineffectually. Exists only in the contracted form. Frequently used with "Quit yer" or "Quit cher".

Quit yer bellerin.

by meanboy May 7, 2004

beller

To yell, holler, bellow.
A combination of yell and holler.
(I was raised in northern Saskatchewan, Canada, and this is a word I grew up with.)

"Stop him," he bellered as the pickpocket melted into the crowd.

by Raymond Alders March 6, 2005

ballserina

word used to describe a male ballerina. not hard to spot.

mommy, why does the ballserina always dance with grapes in his pocket?

by vinny tests the birdie December 6, 2009

bellzer

Stupid little pillock, with a sqint head, and virtually everything wrong with him that is humanly possible and then some

That is the most bellzer like thing i've seen

by Craig Hanlon October 4, 2003

Rhys Bellber

Now here's one sexy little petunia who loves to get high and smoke menthols. He's one fine part-Irish part-Puerto Rican muthafucka.

Girl #1: Whoa, I just saw a really hot guy.
Girl #2: It was probably Rhys Bellber.

by henrietta's future partner April 21, 2005