6 definitions by Shawarma123456765432

Rule 240

The rule from when American airlines were regulated by the government, stating that an airline had to make their "best effort" to get you on any flight, on any airline. (See tinyurl.com/327nqn for more info on what still exists as sort of a "Rule 240" in most airlines' Conditions of Carriage documents.

Airline} said there was weather trouble in Dallas, so I used Rule 240.

by Shawarma123456765432 June 25, 2008

Bergen-Belsen

Nazi Concentration Camp, Anne Frank died here.

Did you know Anne Frank died in Bergen-Belsen?

by Shawarma123456765432 May 29, 2008

Shawarma

A sex act. When a man lays down on his back and inserts his penis into a woman's vagina or anus and spins her around until he (or both) reach orgasm.

Person 1: "Dude, what did you do to her last night?"
Person 2: "I shawarma'd her. It felt so good."

by Shawarma123456765432 February 19, 2011

life-flight

To carry someone away quickly.

A drunk girl fell down the stairs at the party last night. Five guys life-flighted her to the car for a trip to the emergency room.

by Shawarma123456765432 February 21, 2016

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010

summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

by Shawarma123456765432 August 16, 2008