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Bellendest 

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.
Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.
Bellendest by Ivyedera March 2, 2023
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Bellendest 

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.
Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!
Bellendest by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

bellendery 

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.
His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.
bellendery by GfL March 5, 2013

bellendslydale

see knob stilton

origin: warrington, england
"...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!"
bellendslydale by critch April 13, 2005

Bellendish 

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend
‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’
Bellendish by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

Bellendish 

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!
Bellendish by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

bellenderous 

Bad. Bell-end-like.
"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"
bellenderous by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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