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belgium waffles 

It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles
Yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so I gave her some fresh belgium waffles
belgium waffles by shaffey25 March 31, 2009
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belgium waffle  

take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.
jonny gave sally a belgium waffle last night.

belgium waffle 

An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
belgium waffle by seriou April 4, 2008

Belgium Waffle Stomp 

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."
Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014

frosted belgium waffle 

while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle
Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

belgium waffle 

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.
Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.
belgium waffle by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010

Dutch Oven Belgium waffle 

A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!
Son: What's for breakfast Dad???

Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.
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