Belgar 

Belgar is the most Amazing person that you will ever meet. She is quiet before she gets comfortable with you, but once you get to know her it would be worth it. She makes everyone laugh even when felt like crap all day. She bring out a smile no one else can. She's face lights up the worst world. She has nonstop jokes fest until you smile again kind of love. She's so fucking physically and mentally attractive at the same time. She's truly extraordinary. Everyone loves her, especially the guy named Joan.

"I know, that's Belgar!"

"Belgar is belgar just like the meaning of her name."

Joan's mom- "Joan, what's a synonym for perfect?"
Joan- "Belgar."

Belgar by Belgar's Caregiver November 23, 2021

Beggaristan 

Synonym to Pakistan. Pakistan is called Beggaristan because of frequent loans it borrows to run the economy.

Prime Minister of Beggaristan went to US but returned empty handed

Beggaristan by GlobalNatizen September 9, 2019

ryan bergara

Ryan Bergara is the creator, executive producer and co-host of the hit show, Buzzfeed Unsolved.
This show is hosted by the dynamic duo Ryan Bergara and his best friend, Shane Madej.
Ryan considers himself to be a believer and the Unsolved fandom is more commonly known as ' ghouligans' or the 'unsolvedfam' which is divided into two groups: believers (boogaras) or skeptics (shaniacs).
Fans of Ryan Bergara describe him as funny, relatable, and cute.
He is very fond of sports, popcorn, movies and theme parks.

Me: Do you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Its my all time favorite show!
Friend: Yes oh my god, I definitely relate to Ryan Bergara.
Me: Me too! I consider myself to be a believer.

ryan bergara by don't try, demon May 1, 2019

needle beggar 

A Needle Beggar is an term used to define a heroin addict or addicts that are too damn lazy to work to feed their habit, so the addicts aka needle beggar asks or rather begs around for money.

Addict : Hello Auntie Kay, I need some money can you spare me some cash?
Auntie Kay : your only Going to buy heroin with it, Now Fuck off somewhere else you dirty needle beggar!

needle beggar by SovietSpaghetti November 20, 2013

Bengaring 

The act of sticking one index finger down your urethra while simultaneously sticking the other index finger up your anus, and joining the two little fingers at the tips.

"Ben is considered quite unsavory for bengaring."

"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."

Bengaring by Nigel Winterbird August 7, 2012

Bulgarian

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"

Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016

Belgacom 

Belgacom is one of the branches of the Belgian government. It collects taxes disguised as telecom services without providing said services.

The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received.

If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly.

Belgacom, embodying both Belgian political culture and customer service, has spawned a multitude of common expressions.

"He's in a Belgacoma" - All brain activity has ceased.

"That guy is Belgacompetent" - He can't tell his ass from his elbow.

"I went Belgacom on his ass" - I told him to fuck off and die.

Belgacum: an ejaculation caused by raping a customer.

Belgacomedy: conversation with a retarded person.

Belgacomfort: not being a Belgacom customer.

Belgacommerce: making a 500-million-euro yearly profit by selling nothing and doing nothing.

Belgacomplacency: turning a blind eye to openly criminal activities.

Belgacomplaint: a complaint thrown in the bin without reading.

Belgacompound: giant headquarters built with money stolen from the masses.

Belgacomputer: a computer with no internet connection.

Belgacomrade: a graduate of Joseph Stalin's School of Customer Service.

Belgacom by Vieux Polack November 3, 2011