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Belga
Belga by MadBelgian May 6, 2008
Before my life began (BMLB)
Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022
Beggaristan
Synonym to Pakistan. Pakistan is called Beggaristan because of frequent loans it borrows to run the economy.
Beggaristan by GlobalNatizen September 9, 2019
It never began
A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022
needle beggar
A Needle Beggar is an term used to define a heroin addict or addicts that are too damn lazy to work to feed their habit, so the addicts aka needle beggar asks or rather begs around for money.
Addict : Hello Auntie Kay, I need some money can you spare me some cash?
Auntie Kay : your only Going to buy heroin with it, Now Fuck off somewhere else you dirty needle beggar!
Auntie Kay : your only Going to buy heroin with it, Now Fuck off somewhere else you dirty needle beggar!
needle beggar by SovietSpaghetti November 20, 2013
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.