Beld

• beld fun to fill in as any word

~ He gonna be belded asf

~ you so beld
~ boii you goof asf stop being so beld

Beld by Beld January 16, 2017

Beldam 

An old woman, sometimes ugly mostly evil, who enjoys child abuse

As used in the Coraline movie as the other mother

The woman in the old house down the street is believed to be a beldam

Beldam by RoseMary Ponst July 24, 2009

Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

Mr Belding by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

Beldam 

A malicious and ugly woman, especially an old one; a witch.

Beldam; Grand dame- A title given to important woman in the Illuminati; mind control system.

“Look at that old Beldam sitting in her window.”

“We must obey the Beldam, or suffer her consequences.”

Beldam by Nothing_face February 19, 2018

Belda 

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. She has a good personality and body. Shes the type of girl to brag about when dating her. She’s funny, nice, pretty, and smart. She hardly sleeps, but can still look like a model in the morning. If you have a Belda in your life and you let her go it will be the biggest mistake of your life. You can tell her anything and she will always be really understanding. I love you Belda.

Beldas thicc

Belda by Beldas my gf February 17, 2019

Belden 

1. From the book of names "From the beautiful hill"

2. A sexual god knowing all of the female buttons to push to achive total ecstasy and multiple orgasms.

That guy was such a Willis! If I had only found a Belden!

Belden by Pearl Necklace December 24, 2007

beldina 

Beautiful girl in Italian.
Can also be shortened to "Bella"
Refers to one of immense talent, beauty,skill, brains and most of all gallons of charm so suck on that!
I'm not a fucking cum dumpster.

Whoever thought up cum dumpster is getting a fist up their ass. Soon.

"That girl is amazing..."
"Yeah..but she's no Bella" ( or Beldina) if you please.

beldina by isgdflasbgli November 5, 2006