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to get high off of marijuana

past tense: beitlered
Yo lets go beitler after school today
beitler by Dienstag January 2, 2009
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an event to get high, smoking some marijuana
"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"
Beitler by h-way December 10, 2008
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Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana
"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"
Beitler by h-way December 13, 2008

devin beitler

Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.
Better lock up your heart; I think I saw a Devin Beitler 😨
devin beitler by M.n.d. March 4, 2016

mo'fo' beetleroach 

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.
1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

Beatlering 

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.
1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?
Beatlering by yakumara July 18, 2009
Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.
Haha look at that guys forehead, what a bertler.
Bertler by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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