beitler

to get high off of marijuana

past tense: beitlered

Yo lets go beitler after school today

by Dienstag January 2, 2009

Beitler

an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 10, 2008

Beitler

Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 13, 2008

devin beitler

Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.

Better lock up your heart; I think I saw a Devin Beitler 😨

by M.n.d. March 4, 2016

mo'fo' beetleroach

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.

1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

by beetleroach April 5, 2010

Beatlering

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.

1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?

by yakumara July 18, 2009

Bertler

Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.

Haha look at that guys forehead, what a bertler.

by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017