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a beigel is a dough roll, normally made out of chola(a jewish bread) with a hole in the middle.
idiots who don't understand call it a bagel but actually its pronounced bigal. its from the yiddish word.
im going to the beigel bake to get a beigel
beigel by Adam Babinsky March 29, 2007
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A word used by those who are unable to pronounce bagel properly; presumably because they have a cock in their mouth.

Persons who use the word beigel are often profoundly retarded and should be cared for appropriately.
beigel by Dave the legend October 20, 2019

Beige Network 

The Beige Network is an international financial protocol used by all major banks as an uncomplicated way to facilitate fund transfers across international borders, most commonly from an account lodged in Beige Network Bond, for which a Beige Network transfer is the only method to squirt funds out of.

As opposed to a standard Bank Transfer, for which a fee may be levied, causing the funds to shink, a Beige Network Expanding Transfer can result in the fund being of greater value after the transfer.

Each bank sending and receiving Beige Network squirts have a Beige Channel ID which is needed to facilitate the Beige Network Expanding Transfer.
What's the Beige Network ID for your bank that I should send the Expanding Transfer to?

BDO Bank is a Beige Network affiliate, and can therefore receive Beige Network Expanding Transfers.

You might be familiar with the Grey Market, the Pink Panther, or the Yellow Submarine, but if you don't have any experience in the banking world, you might not have heard of the Beige Network.
Beige Network by fwjfjp May 24, 2022

Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
Creamy Beige by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009
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