Beirel 

Beirel is a proud owner of a small penis, knows how to use it but never will because he does not believe in women satisfaction. Beirel often makes cringe requests to other females whilst his mistress is present... ( call me daddy, etc)

Apart from this, he is very sweet he is loaded as a motherfucker perhaps this is why he feels he is entitled to many women/egirls

"I HATE BEIREL HES SUCH A cringelord cuck ASSHOLE!"

"YEAH! but look at all that money aint that some shit!"

Beirel by BendOverTouchYaToes February 16, 2020

Beitel 

A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.

Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.

Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010

Birelax 

To be in a state of relax. Taking everything in a relaxed fashion.

Commonly thought to be derived from the merger of 'Be' and 'Relaxed', however its true origin comes from the island of Malta. In Maltese, "Bir-relax" literally means 'With relax', and its shorthened version is Birelax

Hey Mate! How are you?
Birelax!

How are you dealing with your money problems?
Birelax man. No need to worry anymore

Birelax by L-iSkatenat August 28, 2009

beisel 

to get swindled, fucked. To lose by luck where one deservs to win

"fuck, i got so beiseled last night in madden. Rinsky's so bad, I should have beaten him.

beisel by rimmy May 16, 2006

birelfucker 

A birelfucker is simply defined as somebody who partakes in sexual intercourse with one or more birel racing karts on a regular basis, usually via the furthermost rear section of the chassis with the rear bumper assembly removed to facilitate access to the inner frame rails (with sizes ranging from 28-32mm internal diameter) for the purpose of sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm. This is often done with any available lubricant on hand such as premix oil. Although the term "birelfucker" is relatively new, it is highly offensive to kart racers and non-kart racers alike.

"That guy is such a birelfucker! In fact, he in the definition of birelfucker! He practically invented birelfucking!"

birelfucker by The softest of all the tacos December 15, 2008

Beigelism 

A term used for someone who thinks that they're the shit but they actually aren't.

Student A: Hey, did you see that kid at lunch the other day?
Student B: The one that was acting like he owned the place?
Student A: Yeah, I think he was exhibiting symptoms of Beigelism
Student B: Yeah definitely.

Beigelism by ThatOneGuy5673 September 27, 2017

beigel 

Very giving, rich, good looking, and usually intellegent.

Man the beigel family is the nicest people, and their son is a total hottie!

beigel by Ethan Beigel May 3, 2005