Beigelism 

A term used for someone who thinks that they're the shit but they actually aren't.

Student A: Hey, did you see that kid at lunch the other day?
Student B: The one that was acting like he owned the place?
Student A: Yeah, I think he was exhibiting symptoms of Beigelism
Student B: Yeah definitely.

Beigelism by ThatOneGuy5673 September 27, 2017

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.

"I support Beeelism" said Beeel

Beeelism by The great goddess Annieee June 22, 2019

Bigleism 

To discriminate against someone for their past or the social group they fall into. The man who first used this word in a conversation is Cristian Jennissen.

A teacher gave a boy a basketball stress ball and assumed he liked basketball because of his skin color. This shows discrimination and shows bigleism.

Bigleism by No I don’t want that November 9, 2019

Weigelism 

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

Weigelism by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

Beigeist

One who is constantly striving to turn everything around him/her lukewarm and mediocre. The kind of person who'll suck the life out of all meaningful art, attempt to censor anything they deem offensive or too edgy, water down any sort of strong arguments with weasel words & steer any political discussion towards the middle, and constantly strive for 'consensus' as they make the world 'user friendly' and 'safe for kids'. In fact, most formerly interesting people became Beigeists after having children.

Derived from Beige, the color (along with 'Off-White') that most of these twatwafflers usually paint every surface in their homes.

(Possibly) coined by John Dolan, author of Pleasant Hell.

"If that Beigeist motherfucker edits my film from an 'R' to a 'PG13' rating I'm going to pound his skull into aquarium gravel"

Beigeist by Azubah December 13, 2006

BeigeListed 

A member of the Azov battalion who wears beige patches to avoid easy detection of their Neo Nazi ideology.

Damn, check out that chick... she's fucking BeigeListed.

BeigeListed by AntifaSuperSoldier March 21, 2022

Bagelism 

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

Bagelism by Bagelterms December 3, 2020