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Being gay according to some people 

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people

being gay for someone 

1. when a guy is literally is gay for another guy.

2. when a guy claims to be just friends with a girl so he either likes her in that way or he is just friends with her. therefore he is gay or he is genius with the ladies
1. Friend 1: "dude me and john hang out everywhere."

Friend 2: "dude, you're gay for him."

Friend 1: "What? I'm not gay!"

Friend 2: "Well you're being gay for someone right now..."

2. Friend 1: "I swear, me and Nisha are just friends"

Friend 2: "dude you can't just be friends. that's a gay relationship"

Friend 1: "Are you saying I'm gay for her?? I'm not being gay for someone!"

Friend 2: "so then you like her? HIGH FIVE MAN! GENIUS!"

Friend 1: "NO! we're just friends."

Friend 2: "dude that's gay."
being gay for someone by drakeero January 26, 2011

National Being Gay day 

You can kiss a boy and not be gay
Hey Diego ima kiss you
Nah it’s national being gay day lol

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

imagine being gay coudnt be me 

a common frase used to describe how the person who your talking to is gay, while saying that u yourself are not

Your being gay

This is a term used only by people of the LGBTQ+ community, talking to someone who is straight and saying that they are lying.
Melissa:I just lost my v-card to my ex.
Jake:Omg Your Being Gay!
Melissa: why would I lie about that?
Your being gay by Justin1332 December 11, 2019
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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