by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008
Get the Beershit mug.The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.
The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.
It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.
It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.
by Jon Fox January 15, 2005
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v. etymology-variation of babysit.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.
Hey Billy, beersit for a second while i go to the john and hit the one-dogger (see "one-dogger" i'm in hell and my keyboard doesn't have square brackets).
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
Get the beersit mug.A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.
"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"
"Dude, You got beershits."
"Dude, You got beershits."
by NayJosh March 29, 2008
Get the beershits mug.Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.
I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.
by Microphone February 12, 2006
Get the Beer Shit mug.A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.
I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.
by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009
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