Beer-DO

When you take a spoonful of coffee grounds and then chug a beer. Great way to start your day before hitting the slopes.

Are you boys ready for another Beer-DO?! (that's rhetorical, you can never say no to a Beer-DO

by cyclonejonny March 16, 2023

I like beer, do you like beer

1. a defensive tactic used by Brett Kavanagh in his U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee hearings
2. by liking beer, and asking people do they also like beer, rapport and shielding of facts and lies can be successful

A: Did you commit the crime and then lie about it?
B: I like beer, do you like beer?

by tdcfox23 October 6, 2018

Beer dong

The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.

Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"

by Cliggs March 18, 2013

beer douche

much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer

"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."

by drjen September 1, 2009

beer dork

A person (generally male) who takes pleasure in boasting about his accomplishments in the sport of beer drinking. Beer dorks think they gain social status by telling their friends exactly how much they drank on a given night, or how much they plan to drink at a future date. They have the ability to describe to you in detail, over the course of a night, how many drinks they had, what kind, and when they drank them. Beer dorks talk a mad game, but are the biggest pussy light-weights in their group of alcohol enthusiasts.

This beer dork I work with just told me that he and his buddies converted their garage into a party room complete with a beer fridge that holds 8 cases of beer, a beer pong table, and a giant beer bong that 4 people could "saddle up to" at the same time. Shockingly, this beer dork is 31 and single.

by Beertine January 11, 2009

Beer Dog

Coveted by women the world over. Beer Dog, or Love Dog as the ladies call him, has the sexual stamina of a silverback gorilla and the penis of a National winner. A preditor of Social Me and winner of the Chewbacca Awards 3 years running.

"Hello my name is Flanders. I have never had sex with a women before, unlike that Love Master....The Beer Dog !!"

by Beer Dog June 23, 2009

Beer Donkey

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.

Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007