beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

by mason26 October 3, 2011

Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.

Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009

beer googles

Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.

Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

beer googles blind

A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty

See also beer goggles

"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"

by anapplemacphreak November 13, 2004

beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

Beer Goggles

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

by JoBoo January 14, 2005