Beer Cat 

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.

Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.

Beer Cat by Colbert_Nation July 8, 2010

cat beer 

American Slang for Milk

I want myself a nice cold glass of chocolate cat beer.

cat beer by The Milking Cow August 9, 2007

beer cataracts 

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

beer cataracts by ws January 19, 2004

beer catfish 

A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See also ''Beer Pirate''.

Tom came over yesterday and drank a can of Pabst, two Rolling Rocks, a Miller High Life, and three Corona Lights. What a beer catfish.

beer catfish by Loonhead August 26, 2006

beer catheter 

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."

Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!

beer catheter by whimzzical June 4, 2010

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer 

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008