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My name is Beepus, I work 9-5 at a gas station. I make $19.50 an hour. I have two kids and a divorced wife. My kids visit me every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with me. I have a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, I have 3 subscribers and one of them is my alt. I pay $1500 dollars a month in child support and am thousands of dollars in debt. I dropped out of high school in year 10 and still live with my parents. I hate my life.
Person 1: Poor Beepus

Person 2: Who's Beepus

Person 1: Beepus works 9-5 at a gas station. He makes $19.50 an hour. he has two kids and a divorced wife. His kids visit him every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with him. He has a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, he has 3 subscribers and one of them is his alt. he pays $1500 dollars a month in child support and is thousands of dollars in debt. He dropped out of high school in year 10 and still lives with his parents. he hates his life.
Beepus by PeaceGuyz February 3, 2023
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Beerus the Destroyer 

Beerus (ビルス, Birusu) is the God of Destruction of Universe 7. He is accompanied by his martial arts teacher and attendant, Whis. Beerus' twin brother is Champa, the God of Destruction of Universe 6.

Beerus is a thin, hairless purple humanoid cat with large pointed ears, similar to Cornish Rex and sphynx cats. While somewhat shorter than Goku, Beerus' ears make him appear taller. He dons black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking attire with the same white and orange diamond decorations as his mentor Whis. Beerus is modeled after Akira Toriyama's hairless cat, Debo.
(Beerus the Destroyer)
Person1: "Woah!, Beerus is too strong!:
Person2: "I know right? It's like he's some kind of god."
Person3: "I CAN'T READ HIS POWER LEVEL!"
Beerus is a God of Destruction in the Dragon Ball series. His main job is literally blowing up planets. He had a dream that he would fight someone called a Super Saiyan God. After a few shenanigans Goku turnes into a SsjG and they fight over the fate of the Earth. He won which means that the Earth will be destroyed. He won the fight but before he could he fell asleep due to him being exhausted. He later wants his master Whis to train Goku and Vegeta to be able to fight against him better later on because he's bored and has nothing else to do. Later on it is shown that Goku has a method to beat him using the power up Kaiōken on top of the transformation Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan(Basically Super Saiyan God mastered)
Fam, Beerus can fuck yo ass up!
slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".
"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."
beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

beetus nugget 

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.
I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.
beetus nugget by Armath July 8, 2010
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