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My name is Beepus, I work 9-5 at a gas station. I make $19.50 an hour. I have two kids and a divorced wife. My kids visit me every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with me. I have a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, I have 3 subscribers and one of them is my alt. I pay $1500 dollars a month in child support and am thousands of dollars in debt. I dropped out of high school in year 10 and still live with my parents. I hate my life.
Person 1: Poor Beepus

Person 2: Who's Beepus

Person 1: Beepus works 9-5 at a gas station. He makes $19.50 an hour. he has two kids and a divorced wife. His kids visit him every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with him. He has a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, he has 3 subscribers and one of them is his alt. he pays $1500 dollars a month in child support and is thousands of dollars in debt. He dropped out of high school in year 10 and still lives with his parents. he hates his life.
Beepus by PeaceGuyz February 3, 2023
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Beerus the Destroyer 

Beerus (ビルス, Birusu) is the God of Destruction of Universe 7. He is accompanied by his martial arts teacher and attendant, Whis. Beerus' twin brother is Champa, the God of Destruction of Universe 6.

Beerus is a thin, hairless purple humanoid cat with large pointed ears, similar to Cornish Rex and sphynx cats. While somewhat shorter than Goku, Beerus' ears make him appear taller. He dons black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking attire with the same white and orange diamond decorations as his mentor Whis. Beerus is modeled after Akira Toriyama's hairless cat, Debo.
(Beerus the Destroyer)
Person1: "Woah!, Beerus is too strong!:
Person2: "I know right? It's like he's some kind of god."
Person3: "I CAN'T READ HIS POWER LEVEL!"
Beerus is a God of Destruction in the Dragon Ball series. His main job is literally blowing up planets. He had a dream that he would fight someone called a Super Saiyan God. After a few shenanigans Goku turnes into a SsjG and they fight over the fate of the Earth. He won which means that the Earth will be destroyed. He won the fight but before he could he fell asleep due to him being exhausted. He later wants his master Whis to train Goku and Vegeta to be able to fight against him better later on because he's bored and has nothing else to do. Later on it is shown that Goku has a method to beat him using the power up Kaiōken on top of the transformation Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan(Basically Super Saiyan God mastered)
Fam, Beerus can fuck yo ass up!
slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".
"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."
beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

beetus nugget 

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.
I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.
beetus nugget by Armath July 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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