6 definitions by Emmy Foofoo

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008
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1. n.: (American slang) a thing, particularly an unidentifiable thing.

2. n.: (American slang) a small blemish on one's clothing; used to describe food stains or lint.

3. pl. n.: (American slang) more than one googly-hoo.
"Um, Sheila, what is that googly-hoo all over the floor?"

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"Ugh, I am so messy! I have some sort of googly-hoo on my shirt."
by Emmy Foofoo May 4, 2008
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1. n.: (American slang) a thing, particularly an unidentifiable thing.

2. n.: (American slang) a small blemish on one's clothing; used to describe food stains or lint.

3. pl. n.: (American slang) more than one googly-hoo.
"Um, Sheila, what is that googly-hoo all over the floor?"

-or-

"Ugh, I am so messy! I have some sort of googly-hoo on my shirt."
by Emmy Foofoo May 4, 2008
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n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

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Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.
by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008
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n.: (American slang) any variety of highly contagious sexually transmitted diseases; usually denotes more than one STD.

related forms: gonoherpelii; plural noun.
"My business district itches. I hope that I don't have some kinda gonoherpelus."

"Wow, So-and-So really sleeps around. I sense some gonoherpelii going on there."

by Emmy Foofoo May 4, 2008
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n.: (American slang) the genital area; can be used for both males and females.
"I have a date with Mr. Wonderful tonight, and should therefore shave my business district."
by Emmy Foofoo May 4, 2008
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