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The foam that forms and stays on top of your tea when you brew a tea bag and cup of water in a microwave.
Ewwwww. Scrape that bleemus off the top of my tea, would ya?!
Bleemus by Streetsidhe February 6, 2009
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The layer of coagulant like jelly that forms on the top of certain creamy soups after sitting. This layer can easily be diminished by the stirring of a spoon.
I'll eat the tomato soup, but only after you remove the bleemus.
Bleemus by Soup Knotz April 8, 2015
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the disgusting liquid that comes out of a ketchup bottle before the actual ketchup; can also happen with mustard and any other condiment; can be avoided by shaking the bottle beforehand.
UGH, I got bleemus all over my hot dog and wanted to kill myself!
bleemus by bl33mu$_h8er January 22, 2011
Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.
Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."
Bleezus by Thebleezian February 27, 2021
The leathery film that forms on things like soup, gravy, or sauce, when left without a cover.
Dude, the tomato soup has a blemus, that is so sick. Why didn't you put it up?
blemus by Garaga Catterogus January 2, 2014
Bleebus can be used has another way of calling people a fart or smelly gas is general
She is such a bleebus
bleebus by KelseynotChealse November 22, 2020
Means that an individual is stupid and utter retarded. :)
Hey Dave, Look at that Pussy!, Dave its a cat u BEEMUS!
Beemus by Wambam Thank you mam June 28, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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