Bleemus

The foam that forms and stays on top of your tea when you brew a tea bag and cup of water in a microwave.

Ewwwww. Scrape that bleemus off the top of my tea, would ya?!

by Streetsidhe February 6, 2009

Bleemus

The layer of coagulant like jelly that forms on the top of certain creamy soups after sitting. This layer can easily be diminished by the stirring of a spoon.

I'll eat the tomato soup, but only after you remove the bleemus.

by Soup Knotz April 8, 2015

bleemus

the disgusting liquid that comes out of a ketchup bottle before the actual ketchup; can also happen with mustard and any other condiment; can be avoided by shaking the bottle beforehand.

UGH, I got bleemus all over my hot dog and wanted to kill myself!

by bl33mu$_h8er January 22, 2011

Bleezus

Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.

Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."

by Thebleezian February 27, 2021

blemus

The leathery film that forms on things like soup, gravy, or sauce, when left without a cover.

Dude, the tomato soup has a blemus, that is so sick. Why didn't you put it up?

by Garaga Catterogus January 2, 2014

bleebus

Bleebus can be used has another way of calling people a fart or smelly gas is general

She is such a bleebus

by KelseynotChealse November 22, 2020

Beemus

Means that an individual is stupid and utter retarded. :)

Hey Dave, Look at that Pussy!, Dave its a cat u BEEMUS!

by Wambam Thank you mam June 28, 2006