beetus

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

Beetus

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

by Morbid Duck June 15, 2010

beetus

The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.

Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus

by jewston November 5, 2014

Beetus

The act of taking a female home, punishing the box and kicking her out right afterwards.

"Yeah, she's aight... I'd give her the beetus..."

by SweetNizzutz October 16, 2009

Beetus

The term “bestie” but the letter I is removed and a u is added. Usually used to annoy your best friend.

You: “what’s up beetus”
Friend:” shut the hell up”

by Rainacloud January 12, 2023

beetus nugget

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

by Armath July 8, 2010

Beetus Zebra

1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.

1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!

Or

1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!

by BeetusMaster July 24, 2011