beetus 

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

Beetus 

A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.

Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!

Beetus by Morbid Duck June 15, 2010

beetus 

The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.

Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus

beetus by jewston November 5, 2014

Beetus 

The act of taking a female home, punishing the box and kicking her out right afterwards.

"Yeah, she's aight... I'd give her the beetus..."

Beetus by SweetNizzutz October 16, 2009

Beetus 

The term “bestie” but the letter I is removed and a u is added. Usually used to annoy your best friend.

You: “what’s up beetus”
Friend:” shut the hell up”

Beetus by Rainacloud January 12, 2023

beetus nugget 

Another name for a Cadbury Creme Egg, known to cause the beetus.

I'm going to have to call Liberty Medical after coming down with the diabeetus after eating too many of these beetus nuggets.

beetus nugget by Armath July 8, 2010

Beetus Zebra 

1.Something bad that always is looming over you, like it or not (Can be anything, not only the beetus.) , A sinking bad feeling, a pessimist.

1:Wow I know i am going to fail this test!
2: Don't let that Beetus Zebra get at you!

Or

1: Wow (Name) is a real Beetus Zebra!

Beetus Zebra by BeetusMaster July 24, 2011