beekeeping 

The act of juggling multiple relationships with multiple females or "honeys" without them finding out about each other

Boy, Jamal got so many bitches. You know he beekeeping that shit a secret though

beekeeping by StumpAssBuesch June 29, 2016

Beekeeping 

Smoking dabs or wax

"Let's do some beekeeping."

"Nah, man, that shit tears up my lungs"

Beekeeping by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024

Beekeeping Age 

When an older person (usually a man) around 40-50 is attractive. It comes from an episode of Rick and Morty where Summers friend talks about how she wants to fuck Jerry and says he’s “Beekeeping age”.

“Omg Pedro Pascal is definitely beekeeping age”

Beekeeping Age by Mr. BeeKeeper March 5, 2023

beekeeping age 

It refers to an elderly man, around 40-50 years old, who is very attractive or fine.

"Peter B. Parker is so beekeeping age!!"

beekeeping age by Akira43 July 29, 2023

Beekeeping Age 

See also: DILF
An older male who is attractive, comes from an episode of Rick and Morty where Summer’s friend spots Jerry keeping bees and remarks “He’s definitely Beekeeping age”, later saying “I want to fuck your dad, Summer”

Wow… he’s definitely Beekeeping age, look at that body!

Beekeeping Age by frankenen June 17, 2024

informal beekeeping 

Paraphrased from an episode of Science Friday on NPR with Ira Plato that discussed "informal beekeeping", its benefits, bee awareness, and bee activism with David Tarpy and Kevin Matteson; one an Entomologist and the other an urban ecologist, respectively:

Informal beekeeping can be one of a number of things:

1. Reorienting and planting your garden so as to insure a healthy mix of native and ornamental flowers, especially native flowers so, for example, honey bees can be attracted while at the same time providing their larvae with a source of food, the protein from pollination.

2. Habitat Restoration: according to one of the two experts (I can't remember sorry), 70 % of bees live underground so finding the correct kind of soil for them to burrow is important if you really want to attract them. Meaning, planting native flowers may not be enough to attract them if the soil around your residence isn't conducive to their life style.

3. Reporting simple observations of bee species to aid in scientific documentation, natural preservation, and to contribute to an awareness of the importance of bees

4. Possibly becoming a licensed bee keeper who understands that bees should be carefully observed and cared for and that inexperienced bee keeping could result in unintended bee attacks and/or death of a bee colony.

Samantha: Omg, get this bee away from me!!!!

Victor: If you just sit still, the bee will probably leave you alone. Common bees are only aggressive when other animals are aggressive towards them.

Danny: What, your a bee expert now?

Victor: No, but I practice "informal beekeeping" and feel the aversion we have towards bees isn't well founded when you think of how important they are to maintaining a healthy ecosystem.

Samantha (Sarcastically): thanks Victor, really helpful!

Danny: Who could have thought Danny would ever become a "civilian scientist", much less an informal beekeeper

informal beekeeping by legal pwn August 7, 2009

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.

1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping

bookeeping by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006