Beebeitis 

A disease you get from Diana Beebe’s breath. Symptoms include puking your guts out all fucking night,fever,and a headache so bad you wanna blow your brains out. Treatments include just pray to god it stops 🤢

Dude beebe yelled at me on Monday and her breath gave me beebeitis i literally blew chunks all night

Beebeitis by MerveLover2002 October 19, 2018

beiberitis 

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

beiberitis by carrion420 November 4, 2013

Bieberitis 

A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.

Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"

Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."

Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."

Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."

Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."

Bieberitis by kingofstrings92 October 8, 2011

Benneitis 

Benneitis is when your name is Ben and you are an aviation student who spends each night at the bar contemplating his life decisions. If he's not at a bar, he is ripping Fortnite with the lads. He usually does not talk to girls because he's an introvert but he manages to come around once in a while.

Ben - "Dude, how come all I want to do is go to the bars and rip Fortnite? I am also a crippling airplane addict."

Dude at the bar - "It sounds like you might be suffering from chronic benneitis, get help asap you avit goon"

Benneitis by nat2shifty May 9, 2024

Blebeinism

The religion founded by Balambaras and spread by his disciples Conor and Daniél that love by the principles of the fruit fly Abenezer.

Eyad is a proud follower of Blebeinism

Blebeinism by Balambaras February 10, 2026

Beanlitis, Beenlitis, or Benlitis

It just slang and means -Been like this. It's Just an accent or a way it's been said to sound like a Disease

Beanlitis, Beenlitis, or Benlitis. All the same just spelled different and sound different

Beanlitis, Beenlitis, or Benlitis
The definition is Being like this. Example,when someone,say why are you like this,

People say I have Beenlitis(Been like this)
Example 1:
1st person:Don't worry about them, they have Beanlitis?

2nd person: Benlitis what's that?

1st person: they have been like this all his life. It's nothing new.

Example 2: I've Always had Benlitis

Beanlitis, Beenlitis, or Benlitis by NewBGenesis February 7, 2026