Bieberitis

A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.

Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"

Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."

Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."

Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."

Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."

by kingofstrings92 October 8, 2011

Bieberisms

To use the name of a Justin Bieber song in a normal conversation.

In my world I am one less lonely girl. (These are Bieberisms)

by Sophie Michelle April 4, 2010

Beebeitis

A disease you get from Diana Beebe’s breath. Symptoms include puking your guts out all fucking night,fever,and a headache so bad you wanna blow your brains out. Treatments include just pray to god it stops 🤢

Dude beebe yelled at me on Monday and her breath gave me beebeitis i literally blew chunks all night

by MerveLover2002 October 19, 2018

beiberitis

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

by carrion420 November 4, 2013

Bieber-itis

A malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber's lackluster songs at the top of one's lungs; believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey.

Fangirl 1: "omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty :) :)"
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*

by dragonxphoenix March 1, 2010

Bitteritis

When you are over 35 and have dated so much to the point you have contracted a negative feeling towards all relationships, becoming bitter over all

All these men have bitteritis , May he should chill out on dating.

by Urban Queen Thing June 11, 2018