A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.
Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"
Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."
Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."
Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."
Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."
Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."
Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."
Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."
Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."
by kingofstrings92 May 27, 2011
1. the sexual act between two male units of putting one's erect penis in another's ear, ejaculating, jizzing, and groaning at an incredibly high volume, whilst producing faecal matter on that person's chest at an also incredibly high volume.
2. the act of playing any song by singer Justin Bieber.
2. the act of playing any song by singer Justin Bieber.
"Hey John, want me to give you a bieber tonight?"
"Biebering is only gay for the person that's getting it!"
"Are you singing along to "One Time", or giving your little friend a bieber?"
"Biebering is only gay for the person that's getting it!"
"Are you singing along to "One Time", or giving your little friend a bieber?"
by imma_redbull04 July 08, 2014
Something that is over done. To beat a dead horse. To overkill something. Overdone. To ruin something by repetition.
My son has been talking about his new video game he Biebered it. My boyfriend overplayed an album so much he Biebered it.
by Cleverness is a curse 1983 July 14, 2019
you have officially been bieberized!
by Nat Benz 1001 February 28, 2011
The religion of the worshipers of Justin Bieber, or otherwise known as 'Belibers'. Any member of the Beiberistic Church has a severe case of Bieber Fever, or in scientific terms, The Bieberous Virus. People who practice Bieberism worship Justin Bieber twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred sixty five days a year. Most of the members of the Church of Bieber are annoying ten-year-old females.
by BillyBobBopperBoo March 03, 2011
by kbz April 18, 2010
To digitally slow down a familiar but horrible pop song by 800% so that the artist is unrecognizable, but the production and sound quality come forward to create an ambient, zen-like and beautiful sound.
by bayarean345 August 24, 2010