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Bedoggler
That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!
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Bedonggle • bedoggled • bedongled • Bedoggler • bedongle • bedangle • bedanglers • bedoingle • bedraggled • befongle
bedongled
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.
Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
bedangler
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006
Bodongle
Bodongle by DoogleLover July 22, 2012
bedongle
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015
Bezongaled
"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"
guy 2: "was it good?"
guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"
guy 2: "was it good?"
guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"
Bezongaled by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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