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Breadsexual 

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022
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"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"
breadsexual by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

Breadsexual 

Breadsexual is when people who have a attraction to all types of bread, like baguettes, whole grain and wheat bread, garlic bread, ETC. Similar to Pansexual but instead of loving all genders you love all types of bread. When finding a attraction in bread, be careful when you flirt around friends or family or people outside your group, it may disturb them, creep them out, or it may make them reject your interests. Making them a Breadphobic.
Sam: "That's a fine looking loaf of bread. I guess I am breadsexual now."
Breadsexual by AnonymousType August 29, 2020

Breadsexual 

Pansexual but translated from Spanish to English. Pan = bread, so breadsexual.

not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
Oh awesome I didn’t know you were breadsexual!
Breadsexual by blinkypoo March 13, 2021

Beansexual 

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual
Beansexual by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019
Brasexual: when you feel sexually attracted to arms. It comes from the word Brazo in Spanish meaning arm.
Friend: *hugging arm* your arm is so soft I love it!
Me: Ummm... I think you're brasexual
Friend: ...
brasexual by ~Bumblebee <3 December 4, 2018

Bireansexual 

You are sexual with the bros but you're not gay
No homie I ain't gay I'm bireansexual so it's ok
Bireansexual by Artyy April 10, 2022