BedSeed 

Tiny reddish-brown seeds that appear in your bed out of nowhere.

"I found two more bedseeds this morning."
"What the fuck ARE they?"
"No idea."
"Where do they keep coming from?!"
"Dunno."

BedSeed by BonerChampDogKiller July 30, 2012

bedsender 

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

bedsender by piespints April 5, 2021

Bedneedles 

When your friend is being an asshole, so you put a small cactus under his/her bed sheet. When he/she go to bed they will lay on the cactus unknowingly and needles will get lodged in his/her back.

He was being a dick so I put some bedneedles under his covers before he went to sleep

Bedneedles by Joshictionary September 18, 2018

bedsped 

A person who stays in bed all day long.

Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!

bedsped by Dr. Waffles August 12, 2008

bedshed 

the hair and skin someone sees in his or her bed when he or she wakes up

When my sister and I woke up she said, " Look at all your hair in the bed." I replied, " You got bedshed too."

bedshed by McWritah July 28, 2015