bedshed

the hair and skin someone sees in his or her bed when he or she wakes up

When my sister and I woke up she said, " Look at all your hair in the bed." I replied, " You got bedshed too."

by McWritah July 28, 2015

Saint Bedsheet

A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.

by Carrera's Wedge March 20, 2007

bedsheet bingo

Apparently to the good ol' classic Murder She Wrote. "bedsheet bingo" is a term for doing the nasty, straight railing the girl for the whole night.

And then Mary came out of the bedroom in a robe. Wanting another round of bedsheet bingo.

by Eyeofallseeing October 20, 2015

baby gravy bedsheet

To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.

Stephen: Why did Adam just leap out of bed screaming and whipping off his hands and legs?

Ryan: I gave him a Baby Gravy Bedsheet!

by Ryan Daniels July 31, 2007

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

by General Douchington February 22, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023