bedsped 

A person who stays in bed all day long.

Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!

bedsped by Dr. Waffles August 12, 2008

bedopedophile 

An older person who is attracted to the beds of children but not necessarily to the children themselves.

"Have you seen Travon's Aladdin sheets, he's such a bedopedophile"

bedopedophile by wackman003 September 12, 2013

bedspud 

Someone who performs the tasks of daily living, eg making phone calls, reading, sending email, surfing the net, and other forms of work, from the comfort of the bed. You know you've really arrived as a bedspud when you are able to make money from bed! Can also be used as a verb meaning "to do daily living tasks in bed" as in "We have to pay some bills. Let's bedspud it."

"I'm off to the cube farm, too bad I can't bedspud it today."

bedspud by deepfriedmacaroni February 16, 2010

BedSeed 

Tiny reddish-brown seeds that appear in your bed out of nowhere.

"I found two more bedseeds this morning."
"What the fuck ARE they?"
"No idea."
"Where do they keep coming from?!"
"Dunno."

BedSeed by BonerChampDogKiller July 30, 2012

bedshed 

the hair and skin someone sees in his or her bed when he or she wakes up

When my sister and I woke up she said, " Look at all your hair in the bed." I replied, " You got bedshed too."

bedshed by McWritah July 28, 2015