Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 21, 2011

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 17, 2010

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.

Yikes!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013