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Beckykins 

A cute, captivating, artistic and crucially alcoholic ministerial with a penchant for rowing lads. Don't ask about buttons, jelly, fruit or what she's talking about. Brilliant stroke, but occasionally confused and prone both to ego trips and body complexes.
Beckykins, my child, shouldn't you be wearing a scarf?
Where's all the wine gone? Beckykins!
Love ya really Beckykins!
Beckykins by Comrade Wales December 28, 2005
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Kate Beckinsale 

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.
Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.
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Kate Beckinsale 

just look at her or wach one of her movies
Kate Beckinsale by Alan November 10, 2004

kate beckinsale 

Jim:"who were you thinking about last night at 11:30?"
Joe:"Kate beckinsale...always"

Kate Beckinsale 

Also watch Underworld or Pearl Harbor to get a glimpse of this hot bitch.
Kate Beckinsale by feebnam June 7, 2004

Kate beckinsale 

See sex object (media headlines seem to always have her featured with something to do with sex)

Ended her relationship to Michael Sheen to start a relationship with Len Wisemen. He just so happens to be the director of the Underworld where Sheen and Beckinsale starred as mortal enemies.

Has strong stances against plastic surgery and promiscuity but probably very easy to manipulate.
Kate Beckinsale:
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!-IMDB Trivia Section

The secret to keeping a marriage alive is lots of sex.

Says that Bruce Willis is starving her of sex with Wisemen being away so much for Live Free or Die Hard.
Kate beckinsale by Zaufu August 3, 2007

Kate Beckinsale 

A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.
Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS
Kate Beckinsale by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009