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Beaver Beaver 

An improved variation of Slap Bag, originating in Laramie, Wyoming. This game involves one party-goer pulling out a bag of wine, chugging from said bag, then enthusiastically yelling, "BEAVER! BEAVER!" Another party-goer is then obligated to shout out, "Wine Receiver!!!" Once this 'receiver' call is made, the original party-goer must toss, throw, or chuck the aforementioned bag of wine toward the receiver. The receiver will then catch and chug from the bag, shout out "BEAVER BEAVER," and repeat the action in perpetuity until the bag has been fully drained of its contents.
Party Goer 1: <pulls out bag of Franzia Sunset Blush and chugs a reasonable amount of wine>
Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!"
Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!"
Party Goer 1: <chucks the bag of wine in a reckless fashion, barely reaching the vicinity of Party Goer 2>
Party Goer 2: <makes a magnificent one-handed snag after tip-toeing through a gasoline-infused bonfire and reaching between the chairs of two other innocent party-goers>
All Other Party Goers: "Wooooooo!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2)
Party Goer 2: <chugs a slightly more healthy amount of wine from the bag than Party Goer 1>
Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!"
Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!"
Party Goer 2: <lightly tosses a perfectly catchable bag toward Party Goer 3>
Party Goer 3: <reaches for the bag, stumbles, barely touches the bag, and falls face-first into the lush (i.e., dry and yellow) Laramie grass>
<the wine bag falls innocently to the ground>
All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while snickering and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame)
Party Goer 3: <gets up, picks of the bag, chugs, and the game continues>
Beaver Beaver by GrownUpAssMan April 27, 2023
Related Words

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.
"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"
Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Ian Beale 

The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.
Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.

Beaver Waterfall 

A beaver waterfall is when a woman lies down in the bathtub, places both legs on the wall, places her vagina underneath the faucet, and uses running water to masterbate.
Sheila was feeling very lonely after watching "Murder, She Wrote" so she decided it was time for a beaver waterfall.