beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

beating on by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Beating on Asians 

Snowboard/skiing term: Hitting the slopes.

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.

Beating on Asians by Slopeface July 14, 2019

Beating on that butter 

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass

“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “

Beating on that butter by Beating on that butter June 7, 2018

Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

Beating the Game on Legendary by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

betting on the come 

"Betting on the Come" is derived from a gambling expression and means you don't have what you want or need, now at the moment; but, you are betting or hoping you will have what you want or need when the time come

He thought he would win the lottery but he was just betting on the come.

betting on the come by russBguss November 7, 2013

Beating One Out 

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

Beating One Out by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018