Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"
by Maviday February 06, 2010
the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2008
not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!
by babarbard October 30, 2008
One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
by brendan March 20, 2004
"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014
An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.
I have a snowboard.
by Bex December 04, 2003
Snowboarding was pioneered during the late '60s and early '70s by guys who opted to build boards in shop class instead of birdhouses and tobacco pipes. Those first snowboards only vaguely resemble the equipment that exists today; they were small, wooden, and difficult to maneuver. Fortunately, designers such as Tom Sims, Jake Burton, and Chuck Barfoot gave up their dreams of having a cubicle job and instead devoted their time to creating better snowboards and promoting the sport. As the popularity of snowboarding increased (especially in the 1980s), media coverage and large-scale competition brought the sport to the public's attention. However, since the advent of the pseudo punk uprising, half of the teenager population claims to be a snowboarder because they own a snowboard. Despite the massive influx of false snowboarders, it is still a sport with no equal.
Bob: What do you wanna do today?
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!
by Bob the Leprechaun August 08, 2004