Beast cock

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1: An unusually large male sex organ, often hairy.
2: The male sex organ of a beast, such as Beast from the X-Men, Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and Dolph Lundgren.
See also: Dick, Wang, Johnson, Jimmy, Fuckrod, Man Meat, andSchlong

Hey, didn't that guy play Ivan Drago in Rocky IV? Man, does he have a beast cock, or what?!?

Beast cock by Bob Vila March 2, 2004

Words you can keep

cock blast

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

cock blast by hoes broken May 28, 2010

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

beat the cock by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

tequila cock blast

When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.

Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.

tequila cock blast by Steevo Jolly August 2, 2019

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild by Elburno September 20, 2009

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

Cock Blast by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

Cock Blast to the Face by james o'brian November 19, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026