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An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

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Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

Beardsmith by hoboknife March 22, 2011

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beatsmith

a hip hop producer, beatmaker

Scott Storch is a beatsmith...

beatsmith by Da Chef January 8, 2006

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beatsmithing

v. (beet·smith·eeng) : The act of creating sounds by way of audio production or recording audible samples to be placed into a musical track. In short, to make beats. Also, to perform live by blending samples or mixing and arranging various songs into a set or compilation in order to create an original, audible composition.

No DJ gig for me tonight, I'm busy beatsmithing in the studio.

beatsmithing by Aaron Ortiz November 30, 2011

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berrysmith

the picker of berries at the magical farm of berrysmith berries

him: so where are you working this summer?
her: at the magical farm or berrysmith berries, as a berrysmith
him: OMG!! i wanted that job so bad!

berrysmith by the first berrysmith eva!!! November 30, 2011

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Nokee Badsmith

A partypooper/grumbler.
A term usually used in casinos to denote a poker player who constantly folds and complains about his hand.

"Play a hand fool, you ain't nothing but a yoghurt-slinging Noke Badsmith."

Nokee Badsmith by Reenie Mac Reenie July 29, 2004

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Beadsmith

A beadsmith is someone who smiths beads. They often wear colored beads around their necks.

Man 1: Hey, those are some nice beads!

Beadsmith: I know! I made them myself!

Man 1: You must be a beadsmith!

Beadsmith: Why yes, I am!

Beadsmith by Beadsmith April 6, 2010

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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