Beardsome

Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.

Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.

Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?


Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.

by Beardsome April 10, 2009

Beardson's Law

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Beawesome

To be beyond awesome.

That guy is so cool, he's like beawesome!

by Justine_Hawley February 7, 2009

Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

bandsomes

The baddest gays on discord try them and they will pop you try it bitch

OMGGGG THE BANDSOMES

by 12234_Destiny April 1, 2020

beawesome

To be beyond awesome; Bewesome. Coined by Rhino from the Disney movie "Bolt". The best movie ever, according to Marcy.

Guy 1: That movie was Beawesome
Guy 2: Beawesome? You're such a fag.

by elijahexecutesjustice December 16, 2008

Blandsome

Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.

While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.

by Gayle Hurmuses February 23, 2008