beardmance 

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

beardmance by beardster December 1, 2011

beardmance 

the relationship between the gay and the beard that is helping the gay covering his sexuality.

Person 1: OMG i love elounor so much Person 2: ikr louis and eleanor have such a cute beardmance

beardmance by eleanorjanecalder September 7, 2012

barmance 

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

barmance by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009

bandmance 

when two bands love each other and actively attend each others gigs, gratuitous ego stroking may also occur.

member of 1st band: "you guys TOTALLY ROCKED TONIGHT!!!"
member of 2nd band: "yeah but you guys TOTALLY ROCKED OUT last night"
member of 1st band: "YEY!! BLOWKENS ALL ROUND!!"
member of 2nd band: "dont forget to cup the balls!"
member of 1st band: "total bandmance brus"

bandmance by greenmitsi83 December 30, 2010

Beermance 

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.

I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.

Beermance by By Grunt February 7, 2010

beardman 

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

beardman by Scooyb September 21, 2014