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breastologist 

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.
After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist
breastologist by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008

Beardologist 

Someone that specializes in beards.
Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

boredologist 

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.
The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

bedologist 

bedologist : or bedology is someone who , is experienced in the bed in a song jim jones say : i will put you to bed sleep snooze that what he is meaning when he says that .he is a bedologist because he is the one who is experience in the bed so he study everything that has to do with it and understand the bed and sexual contents of it so he is a bedologist
he will f**k the shit shit out of her, he once took a course in bedology so he knows what he is doing he is a bedologist.
bedologist by flint easwood July 22, 2009

beatologist 

Someone who is excellent at making creative beats that sound good.
Did you hear that new beat from Dr. Dre? He's the best beatologist I know!
beatologist by melodygin July 14, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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