He said he'd tell us on Monday if he got the job after-all, but he almued us so I don't know if he did or not.
or,
He told us he was going to get into a fight last night, but he almued and now I don't know if he's alive or dead.
or,
He told us he was going to get into a fight last night, but he almued and now I don't know if he's alive or dead.
by Juuvee November 5, 2007
A woman of radiant beauty and energy, mysterious, hard to get, never says what she thinks or feels - you have to be a mindreader to communicate to one. Most men stay away from them, due to an instant drop in confidence and self-esteem when facing an almu.
Don't even bother hitting on her, she's an almu. It will take you at least two months to even get to the first base.
by psycho_killer January 2, 2017
To tell an awful pun which one personally finds funny, but makes everybody in the room want to jump out the window; usually unbearable.
She just had to almu us by attaching a beaver emoji to the message "oh damn". I want to jump out the window now!
by BreadAppreciator April 21, 2022
Overlord, enby slayer, one of the best people you will ever talk to. So ridiculously kind and patient and they are so much fun to be around. They care so much about their friends and are a wonderful person who doesn't tolerate people being disrespectful to those they care about. Almu's are amazing.
Almu is the leader of the Almunai.
by w0rmonastring October 15, 2020
Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.
by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021