beertologist

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an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

beertologist by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011

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Beeroligist

A Term used by the elite of drinkers to show their drinking skill and stature. A status symbol to be envied by tose who don't own a piece of drinking History. To be a "BEEROLIGIST" is to be the Best of the Best....The Few ...The Proud...The DrUnK....BEEROLIGIST! www.BEEROLIGIST.com

Dude your the man, you drank more than anyone here and you know more about beer than anyone. You must be a BEEROLIGIST!

Beeroligist by Robert Collins October 12, 2007

Related Words

beertologist • beerologist • beeroligist • Beardologist • beatologist • Beeologist • beezologist • bonertologist

beeroligist

noun. A term used by the elite of drinkers to show their drinking skill and stature. A status symbol to be envied by those who don't own a piece of drinking history. To be a "Beeroligist" is to be the best of the best. The Few .. The proud .. The Drunk ... "Beeroligist."

We are the beeroligist. www.beeroligist.com

beeroligist by Team Beeroligist January 1, 2009

Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

Beeologist

One who studies bee's

You: "Do bee's bleed?"

Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"

Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."

Beeologist by Darbii December 2, 2010

beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.

Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!

beerologist by Jonathan A Hoffman March 2, 2008

bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026