Beard Club
A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:
Rule #1
Be Late.
Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72
Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4
Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.
Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)
Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group
Rule #6
We got Rules!
Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)
Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")
Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers
Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.
Addendums and additions welcomed.
Rule #1
Be Late.
Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72
Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4
Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.
Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)
Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group
Rule #6
We got Rules!
Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)
Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")
Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers
Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.
Addendums and additions welcomed.
W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."
Beard Club by F'in Moon Club September 7, 2008
