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bear bait 

On a highway, car that passes you going way over the posted speed limit. If there is a speed trap ahead, he will get caught instead of you. See also cop cleaner. The bear part comes from "Smokey The Bear" - shortened to "Bear" - old CB'er term for a highway patrol officer because of their rather distictive headgear which resembles a national park ranger's hat.
Trucker 1: "Breaker, breaker - Jimmy, I gotta make up some time - any Bears around? Over."
Trucker 2: "Not seen any, Peter - but that young buck blew by us in the Eclipse musta been doing about 90. Bear bait fer sure. Over."
bear bait by JRob September 19, 2005
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bear bait 

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner
The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.
bear bait by fizzle October 10, 2005

Bear Bait 

Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.
Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?

Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.
Bear Bait by SattMynowicz November 5, 2011

Bagel Bear Bait 

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.
"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."
Bagel Bear Bait by Hishman January 6, 2008

Bear-baiting 

v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.
That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.
Bear-baiting by bubbabear244 October 24, 2012

Bear Baiting 

Taunting someone on the Internet until they react, then using that reaction against them.
Conversation between someone bear baiting and their victim (the bear)

Bear baiter: You smell of poo
You smell of poo
You smell of poo

Target: P**s off!

Bear baiter: You swear at people
Bear Baiting by MountainGoatess February 26, 2015

Bear Baiting 

The method of wrapping one's finger in toilet paper and inserting into the anus in order to induce stools (bears)
"Have you seen John today"
"No he has been bear baiting for hours"
"nice, well make sure he washes his hands before cooks dinner"
Bear Baiting by OriGamI11 September 2, 2011
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