Beantalk 

a positive expression that can mean a lot of different things in a positive light and how you use it. All about positivity.

The beantalk after practice created a brotherhood between players.

Beantalk by Tfowk July 24, 2017

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

Jackin' the Beanstalk by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Beanstalker 

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

Beanstalker by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

jack the beanstalk 

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

jack the beanstalk by Dave June 6, 2004

beantank 

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.

Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank

beantank by hehe vb May 30, 2005