beach whale 

a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.

Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!

beach whale by RockinClueless November 14, 2004

Beach Whale 

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

Beach Whale by FatF***s July 31, 2012

Beach whale 

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.

I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.

Beach whale by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021

Beach Whale 

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)

i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.

Beach Whale by isabelleabboud124 June 11, 2022

Beach Whale Rescue Team 

A male who in desperation or drunk will seek out a fat chick to take home and rescue her from being a virgin. Also so he can get laid to fill that void.

Aaron: Hey Josh, I heard you took Amy home last night?

Josh: Yea?

Aaron: Dude she looks and weights much as a beach whale!

Josh: So?

Aaron:When did you get your membership for the BWRT(Beach Whale Rescue Team)

Beach Whale Rescue Team by escnuk3r September 19, 2011

beach whale rescue team 

N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.

Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.

beach whale rescue team by syn0psys- September 21, 2011

Beach Whale Rescue Team 

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

Beach Whale Rescue Team by Amishflap January 2, 2012