Beach Sex

The third best type of sex.

Right behind make up and angry.
Jack Donaghy: Beach sex is the third best sex you can have. Right after elevator and white house
by potterfreak82 March 29, 2011
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Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)
Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!
by Chippy Boy September 30, 2015
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