Definitions by Taintscratcher80

Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

Sex on a Mexican beach by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

Alabama Blow Dart 

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.

Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.

Alabama Blow Dart by Taintscratcher80 February 4, 2015

nitty gritty rusty fucker 

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

nitty gritty rusty fucker by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014