14 definitions by potterfreak82
Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
by potterfreak82 January 19, 2011
A feeling of euphoria one gets after seeing something truly awesome. Normally lasts anywhere between 3 weeks to 4 months.
Me: So, I just saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1.
Girl: How was it?
Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.
Girl: How was it?
Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.
by potterfreak82 January 23, 2011
A mother and her son whose relationship resembles that of friends/ significant others rather than a parent-child relationship.
Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
Unlike most men who have an Oedipal Complex, they embrace their closeness with their mothers and in some cases, include her in his circle of friends.
Jill: so, what do you think of this card for my mom?
Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?
Jill: that's a romantic card.
Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.
Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.
Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?
Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.
Brett: funny. What do you think of this one?
Jill: that's a romantic card.
Brett: It is, isn't it? I think my mom will love it.
Jill: dude, you need to see a therapist, you're closeness to your mother is not healthy.
Brett: We're friends, what's wrong with that?
Jill: you're not friends, you're Oedipals.
by potterfreak82 February 18, 2011
The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
by potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
Something that is no longer cool or acceptable because morons have overused and abused a certain fad.
Because of how often a bunch of stupid pricks have said "I am your father" as much as it hurts me to say this, The Empire on Ice has been Douchebag flagged.
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
by potterfreak82 February 19, 2011
A series of fantasy novels that are so epic that one of the greatest bands of all time, Led Zeppelin, dedicated songs to it.
The inspiration for the songs Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble on. Both excellent Zeppelin songs.
The inspiration for the songs Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble on. Both excellent Zeppelin songs.
by potterfreak82 February 23, 2011
by potterfreak82 March 29, 2011