Be spittin 

Gone and done lost their mind. A total lunatic.

A bitch all in my face, this MF be spittin.

Be spittin by Mslorilove June 27, 2020

be spittin fax 

when peal spit the big man truth

friend: yoooo you do be drippin do me: ye ikr you be spitting fax be spittin fax

be spittin fax by big man clicker wacker August 2, 2020

you got to be shitting me 

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

you got to be shitting me by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

you've got to be shitting me by LCNeko December 30, 2015

You gotta be shitting me! 

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

You gotta be shitting me! by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

you got to be shitting me 

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

you got to be shitting me by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

I Be Shitting 

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments

Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting

I Be Shitting by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025