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Be spittin

Gone and done lost their mind. A total lunatic.
A bitch all in my face, this MF be spittin.
by Mslorilove June 27, 2020
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you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
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you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko December 30, 2015
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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015
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I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting
by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025
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