1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

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you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

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I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments

Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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