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nom-de-bauchery 

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

Bauchery 

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
Bauchery by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

Mason Bouchet 

I hot slarg full of concrete and whimsical running medals. He is kind of full of himself, but it's cool because his eyebrows are supes defined. He loves to work out and gets really antsy and weird at night.
Mason Bouchet has eyebrows like count olaf
Mason Bouchet by hotcrossbuns October 26, 2010

Baicheth 

Wost combo of two people becasue when together they wont stop talking.
Katie are Sarah are an example of a Baicheth.

Sally and Linda are a example of a Baicheth in Spanish class.

Janet and Wong Pong are an example of a Baicheth when they are together because they don't stop talking.
Baicheth by Katie Herself May 4, 2007
A bitch and ratchet combined making a batchet.
You see that girl in a mini skirt talking shit, shes a batchet
batchet by thekingtaco11 May 8, 2014

Stinker Baucher 

someone who has been mean to you in a joking fashion or has just pulled a prank on you.