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He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you
Battering by Tilldog May 8, 2021
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battering ram 

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.
fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!
battering ram by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

Battering the sausage 

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

battering ram 

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

battering ram 

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
battering ram by pm.mk August 4, 2007

Battering Ram 

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.
"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."
Battering Ram by Joe Guy June 3, 2003

battering ram 

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.
One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!
battering ram by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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Example 2:
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